Sunday, March 6, 2011

Review Of Meat Is For Pussies

I just finished reading John Joseph's book, Meat Is For Pussies, a very good book about being vegan and not just from the health side of it.  In the movie Se7en, Kevin Spacey's character, John Doe, says "Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore.  You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice, you've got their strict attention."  This is what John does in MIFP, he takes a very punk, hardcore, streets of New York, in your face approach in MIFP to hit you with a sledgehammer and get your attention and "scare you straight" off of eating meat forever and get your pussy ass into shape. 

From the start John tells you he is going to use the scared straight tactics to get it through your meathead that meat is not good for you.  He goes into how you are poisoning your body and just how you can heal and reverse this poisoning by eating a good and healthy plant based diet.  Tackling the bullshit protein myth, and how eating to much protein is bad for you, not to mention getting protein from meat is just a recipe for many other health issues down the road.  Diets are for jerk-offs, you think Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers is good for you think again.  These "diets" are used to help make these companies rich, while you may lose some weight on them, as soon as you go back to eating "normal" again the weight comes right back.  He talks about how bad these "diets" really are and why they will never work for you.  Do you like being a human lab rat? John doesn't and I know I don't, he brings up the most evil bastards on this planet, Monsanto, and even Codex Alimentarius.  They have a plan to give you GMO food, and use all kinds of chemicals on your food as well.  Oh and have you ever thought about the fluoridation of water, you should, John brings this up and I did some digging, this will scare the living hell out of you.  After all this it's time to kick cancer in the nuts, yeah eating meat is giving you cancer, but there is good news you can reduce your risk for the big C.  Meat your meat, talking about what all that meat is doing to your sex life, or more like lack of ability to perform if you keep eating meat, and who wants to keep popping V and Cialis for life after 40.  John even says how exercising all parts of your body, mind and spirit is what a real man should be doing, if not your still a pussy.  The real inconvenient truth, eating all that damn meat is killing not only you, but the planet you live on.  John goes on to give you a nice 7 day kick start to exercise plan to start getting your pussy ass into shape.  Hey he even gives you a nice list of foods and supplements, along with a meal plan, and some great recipes to help you in your transition off of meat.  In the appendix you'll find some books, websites, and documentaries to watch.

Being vegan for several years now I still took a lot out of this book, and it has even made me think more about how my diet is impacting not only myself, but the planet.  I even am questioning some of the things I thought I new about good eating.  Hey if I can take something out of this book you should too, or ladies your man should too, or men sharing this with other men.  This book might be more aimed at males, but I really suggest women read it too, that way you can get your man to stop being the pussy he is eating meat, and get him to give a damn about his health and you.  It is a very fast read and easy enough to read even if your intelligence isn't that of a Cro-Magnon.  So you really have no excuse not to read it, so get up off your sorry pussy ass and read it already.  If you still eat meat after reading this book, you are a no good pussy waste, and not even human, and really part of the problem.  Like I say if a Cro-Magnon is smart enough to know a vegan diet is good for you, surely you can figure that out too, just by reading this book.

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